Jamie Janakov's Elements of Bile

My sustained absence from the internet had made me suspect that either

a) the dog ate it,

or

b) it never existed in the first place,

but no, here it is as faceless and hateful as ever.

My quest to become published is going swimmingly: the rejections are streaming in. I think I might have to sack Alex V and write my own letters to these alleged agent types and tell them how it really is.

More on that later (when I can afford my own ink).

J.J.J.